Anime Zaddies to Watch for Fall 2019

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*sniffs deeply*

Do you smell that?

*sniffs again*

Ah yes, it's the smell of a crisp, fall breeze flowing in over the horizon. The equinox has passed and it's finally Autumn, meaning that Winter is not so far behind. And what better way to keep you warm and satisfied during these chilly nights then to hurry home after work or school, tune out the rest of the world, and wrap yourself tightly in the arms of your favorite anime zaddy. Engross yourself the big, animated biceps and perfectly styled spiky hair. Lose yourself in the smoldering looks and become entranced with the soothing voices. Truly nothing is better than a fine anime zaddy and to help you get started on finding your perfect anime zaddy to keep you occupied during the holidays, I have compiled a brief starter list of zaddies to watch for this upcoming fall. While you may not see your fav here, these three are guaranteed to heat you up, as the temperature goes down:



Senku Ishigami

Senku Ishigami is the sexy protagonist of the sleeper hit anime, Dr. Stone. A genius scientist and creator of the stone formula, this zaddy is sure to excite both body AND mind. Recently de-petrified, this green haired honey is sure to "rock" your world (please don't fight me for the puns I'm enjoying myself, ok!). I'm sure this link will do a better job of proving it then I can: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6huYX6Mnqs&list=PLRe9ARNnYSY6RUF5DA0YHj9CAEbuXVe60&index=4



Wano arc Zoro (Zorojuro)

You know how in high school there was always a guy that was a fine during the year, started to get more fine during the year, and then you figured he peaked right before summer break, but then he came back from break not only finer but taller and buff, too? Yeah sis, this is literally that only x3000. Like, who told Zoro to disrespect us like this? Baby is BUFF and finally in the feudal Japan dream world he belongs in. I don't know about y'all, but I'm trying to get [redacted for the sake of my young readers]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNu619Lphgc


Akitaru Obi

First and foremost, and I'm going to need all my masc readers to pay attention, you CANNOT go wrong with an undercut. No matter who you are, if you go and get an undercut you will look better and this is true for 95% of the population. I'm not making this up people! Second, as captain of company 8 with NO ignition ability he is absolutely fearless and who doesn't want a brave, strong firefighter for the fall?? Plus look at this face. This is a man's face, OK so let's look at it! But please, don't just take my word for it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufr5OzU8mi4

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